Headless Pez is a thrash Metal band from Portland, Oregon. Their comical stage presence ignites like a fart in the wind during sound check. Right when you think they are about to start… “Wait, we need more fog!” With a combination of intrusive pubic hair protruding from ass less chaps, a skull cod piece, drunken ninja turtle knee pads with shin guards and a Manowar-esque handmade tiger print suede vestment their only mission is to fucking shred! Conceived from the foggy mists of Spinal Tap’s armpit stench and Gwar’s bloody cum stains Headless Pez’s high vocals, gallopy riffs and insane guitar solos activate a supernatural creature Skelewhore (see pic) who enters the stage with giant cock and balls to ejaculate awesomeness all over the crowd! Influenced by Ron Jeremy and Rob Halford their songs are wildly entertaining and catchy with unconventional themes like Handy Dandy Butt Candy, Skelewhore and Dr. Bonerstein.
Written by April Jones
Photo by Alyssa Herrman/ Foto Phortress